Nobody can solve your neurotic anguish except you. I propose that it is a CHOICE that is your problem, not the data you have. You haven't made a CHOICE as to what the data really means.
You're right, it can't be random any more than a computer program is random. The answer sits under your nose every day, and every day you don't see it sitting there.
But don't be confused - your confusion isn't my confusion. While you are forever juggling with these issues, I am not, because I have made a CHOICE that I am certain that God created the overtly miraculous. I am confident He did. I am not insecure over it like I used to be. That's what I sense from you, "What If", and invitation. An invitation to come with you and wrangle over these issues, mentally. But how can I when I am sure of the answer, but you aren't? That is why when you stir the hornets nest, nothing is roused in me.
But ultimately I believe only God Himself can give this to us, by revelation, where He basically just gives you 100% assurance that He created the universe, so it's not all a matter of intellectualism.
For example mostly I believe in creation because of my walks in it. When I walk in the country, I stand in the paths there, absorbing the light and colours of the trees, gazing at each leaf, marvelling at what I am seeing, which is impossible, and yet it exists. Nobody can take that reality away from me by merely showing me data. Can't you see in the wonderful little agile birds, where if you blink you will miss them, a marvelous set-up between the branches of the trees and the birdems? Their little perching feet that wrap around the branches like a little vice.
Don't waste time on the data, and miss the point of it all.
The data in the cell is just a means to an end.