As some of you know, here at EFF we have a better class of people, more objective, reasonable. Sure, throughout the year we disagree. Recently I went back to EvC forum and WOW - what a difference. The same, sneering, condescending attitudes. Apparently I can't read and don't know what words mean, all of the usual personal attacks. . Almost makes me think that Goku and Fjuri should be knighted or something, it wasn't a shock to realise the spite/antagonism still goes on there, considering the enemy has them all on a string;
So I wrote a poem that covers some of a creationists vocabulary. (yours truly). "some" being the operative word;[attachment=1520:baba smiley cigar.jpg] Just a bit of fun for a Christmas thread...
(enjoy).........(wets his mouth with water.......and begins........
Anyone can learn things, even the children, they are not minions, bunions or young guns, their brains absorb faster than Einsteinien onions. If we want we can discuss abscission, photosynthesis, apoptosis, tuberculosis or metamorphosis. The difference between Heterozygosity and homozygosity, loci or codons, synthase or kinesin, brushed or brushless, coaxial or flybarless, commutators or medicine. Homologies and homoplasies, fancy fleas and melted cheese. If you want we can talk about anthropopathism, tautologies and fallacies, bad manners and appendices. We can learn about post hoc ergo propter hoc, observer bias, memory bias, confirmation bias or any bias. We can talk about geochronomoters, and monitors, or even monomers, rather than polymers.
Or perhaps we can dice over racemic aminos, while brachiating over to homochiralic well,... aminos. I could fill you in on crocodilomorph morphology, progenitors and phylogeny, monophyla and polyphyla but it may well take a while, yeah... Uniformitarianism and catastrophism, armeneism or Calvinism. Pre-trib or post-trib, ad hoc or and old sock. We could even discuss the canard of old Haeckel, ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny, ....that will sure wake you!
Will branchial folds ever really be gill slits, I guess only when fugacious angiosperms become slick gits. Will old canards ever be broken? Like add nauseum pots of self-righteous hokum! We can talk about syllogisms, tollens and induction, affirming the consequent, o holy modus ponen! Or shall we term an appeal to authority? Argumentum ad verecundiam, ipse dixit by warranty? A conundrum! Paradoxes and nitwits, de facto or ipso facto? Ad baculum, Ad Logicam, ad populum ad infinitum! By golly by jove how heroic you are, for knowing english by few and by far! Flagellums and flotsom, where on earth is my jetsom? We can discuss the fallacy of composition, or the law of superposition, imposition or s@x position. Tu quoque, quid pro quo or billio. cest la vie, mikey glee or whatever is on the tv.
Magneticism and kineticism, and angular momentum. centrifugal pseudo-forces, the absence of centripetal horses! But roses are flowers, that are not that kind of petal, Morses'! like your beloved old science aint no exotic metal! Holier than thou, for speaking forsooth? Me thinks no dear evo, and I am the proof! But what about my faves, they come from Roald Dahl, like flushbunkem, grobswitching, trogglehumper and snozzcumbaaayahhhalllll.. And then there are discombobulated projections, speculations, conjectures, surmised from hypothetic objections. hypothesis, rhinocerus, and chinese letters. Thank God for the english and never forget us! Never call my wife a bloated piss-worm, a brachiating blastocyst, frog, chimp or silkworm. For blow up dolls can not be insulted! It's the pathetic fallacy, like walls can't be floated! Instead you may call her a reticent mass, but by jove and by joy, she's one tasty piece of ass!!! Detestation, it's tantalising knowing I can, refute you en masse while popping a can. Exaptation, relaxation, exacting, contracting, compaction, inaction, reaction impending. Indolence, impotence, omniscience and omnipotence, immutable and sovereign, with fish, chips and cromagnon-man. Don't let him scare you he's of genus homo, no 'pithecine here so don't lose your mojo. That's australopithecine if you were wondering, afarensis is also an ape not a halfling. Floresiensis or Genesis, name it and gander, 'cause mikey can see through your vile propaganda! Misspellings are common, and so are your claims, canards and outdated, burning the baize.
Now one final thought to finish my art, so pre-empt bunsen burners from lighting that fart! Exquisite poppycock, encroaching upon, the flinching, grasping, burnt out welsh scone. Bilge and tangents, rants and phlegm, sophistry, sergeants of evo, refrain from your pen. Leave the ink to dry for once, Christmas is here and you are a ponce. What is her name, the woman of income? Why Miss Evolution of course, via Darwinian bunkum.
Achievers, believers, and sneezers and freezers, my ulna by arm, pet echinoderm, and tweezers. I lost my amniote while riding a frog, vestigials, retrogressive ills and a man and his dog. Axioms, idioms, delirium tremons, festering, pestering, cleaving to ceilings. Pustules and pimples, stereotypical dimples. Rats and sewers, knaves and skewers. Palindromes and plasticity, phenolic resin and multiplicity, can both be found in the bowels of the city. On ebay, on twitter on fleas and on flies, the pathogen adapting and so never dies.
So until the next time I do believe, we've cleared this issue before Christmas eve.
(mikey mischief complete)
"Shak adubadidywow.....see YA!!" - Jim Carrey - The Mask.
Predicted response 1. "you have to know the meanings. you don't know the meanings" = rebuttal = you don't have telepathy.
Predicted response 2. "you spelt this word wrong, it doesn't apply!" = rebuttal = get a life.