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#1 ikester7579

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 08:36 PM

Some of the things I get sent in e-mails are just so funny. Here's one I really laughed at.

My great uncle was born with a gill, and had to have it surgically closed. You sound so intelligent, yet are so uninformed.

:rotfl3: Oh the irony. I wonder if they inherited the lying gene.

Think about this for a minute. If someone was really born with a gill, what do you think would have happened? What do you think we creationist would have never heard the end of? What do you think would have been printed in news papers all around the world and also printed in every book on evolution?

Now it's how do I respond and be just as funny as they were.

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 08:41 PM

Also if you guys still have problems posting in this section, let me know in the PMs.

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 09:58 PM

I would email back and say "The doctor was probably a creationist for trying to sew away the evidence."

It was hilarious.

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 11:39 PM

I was thinking of saying: You mean they did not try it out to see if it worked? It would have been cool to be able to breathe under water. Did he pass on the gill genes to his kids?

Just to basically see how far this person will go.

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 12:31 AM

A friend of mine who is a janitor in the public schools overheard the science teacher saying that our blood tastes salty because we came from the ocean! This is funny, but also painfully sad. Evolution is such an embarrassment to real science.

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 05:13 AM

Oh, my... Is this for real? LOL

My uncles, cousins, sisters niece had webbed-toes! What does that mean??? :)

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 07:27 AM

The answer is pretty simple: That those basterds operating on the poor uncle deprived him of the ability to live under water :banana_vacation: !?

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 10:55 AM

Oh, my... Is this for real? LOL

My uncles, cousins, sisters niece had webbed-toes! What does that mean??? :)


I don;t know but I heard someone in my past family history grew a tail. He had it surgically removed so dogs would quit following him. And he kept having the urge to take a dump in the yard. :rotfl3: Fire hydrants were a problem too.

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 04:24 PM

A fish talked to me once, maybe the two are related?

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 07:03 PM

this sentence randomnly generated by natural selection and randomn mutations in the typing of the letters on the keyboard..kindly ignore the typing ape he is ignorant.

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 12:23 PM

Well the plot thinckens. I responded: And you mean they did not allow him to use the gill to see if he could breathe under water?

And she said:

I honestly didn't ask him that, but his wife is the one that made him get it surgically closed when he was around 50 years old. It did leak a phlegm like substance, though. It may not prove or disprove evolution, but it does prove that whether you have faith or not God creates all and loves all, and would never lie to people to sway their decisions on their faith.... ;-)

:rotfl: What do you think it means when a person uses the word honestly in thier response?
Notice her attempt to convert by trying to make me question my faith,

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 03:33 PM

"his wife is the one that made him get it surgically closed when he was around 50 years old"

Hmmm... the involvement of his wife in bringing about this surgery gives me the feeling that this so-called "gill" was a horizontally aligned aperture located just south of his nose. :gigglesmile:
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#13 supamk3speed

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 06:20 PM

lol, very funny.




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